Daniel Murtagh.
Margaret River. Australia.
Single Pringle.
Vegetarian Longboarder.
18.


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simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

thelocaltelevision:

How I Met Your Mother, 2005-…

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

when I cheat on my pirate bf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

pizza:

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

yeah thats right, all you need is me

drythroats:

doresu-bureiku:

inhaleaggression:

I’m slowly starting to lose my lil belly pudge (✿◠‿◠)

goddamn

My baby.

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

sanitaryum:

The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic  AND Marvel’s majestic response